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SantaBanta Universal Humour for August 14, 2015

The Effects of Deforestation Deforestation is taking a toll on the dog community too... More Visuals .. Pole Dancers! A guy meets a childhood pal. "What are you doing for yourself these days?""I'm a...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for August 27, 2015

Funny Logic! Can`t argue with that logic... More Visuals .. Santa Aur Pappu Humour Santa Ke Hip Pe Chot Lag Gayi. Vo Doctor Ke Paas Jaa Kar Check Karwaata Hai. Doctor Kehta Hai: Santa ji Taanke...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for September 1, 2015

There is still hope for humanity! Well... that was so nice of him! More Visuals .. Green Balls! A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for September 4, 2015

Apple now supports Windows Apple Mac can support Windows.... even really old windows... More Visuals .. Message Templates Agar Mobile INDIA Mein Bante Toh Usmein Message Templates Kuch Aise Hote... 1....

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for September 11, 2015

She's Mine! You can`t sleep with her, she`s mine, I know her since birth... More Visuals .. Mayday... Mayday! An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communications with a small twin engine...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for September 17, 2015

Bandit Plate for Kids! The best item to ever appear on a kids' menu. More Visuals .. Guide Dogs for the Blind There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for September 21, 2015

Let it Out... Let it go, let it go... Can't hold it back anymore... Let it go, let it go... Just send that gas out... More Visuals .. A Gifted Portrait Artist A painter by the name of Murphy, while...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for September 29, 2015

Water on Mars! Water on Mars confirmed...!!! More Visuals .. Lajawab Santa Santa: Oye Banta, Ye Tere Haath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaye? Banta: Ab Kya Bataun Yaar, Vo Joh Mere Pados Mein Chinese Rehta Hai...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 1, 2015

Eve's Autumn Collection Take a look at Eve`s latest and fresh Autumn Collection! More Visuals .. Wrong Sign Board! Ek Ghane Jungle Se Gujarti Hui Sadak Ke Kinaare Ek Gyani Guru Apne Chele Ke Saath Ek...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 5, 2015

A Fitness Tip Even superman needs to jog and exercise in order to stay in shape. More Visuals .. Complete & Finished! Can any one say the difference between complete and finished? No dictionary...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 13, 2015

Primitive Facebook This is how early humans use to post.... More Visuals .. Apna Apna Tariff Electricity Department Ke Office Ke Saamne Ek Kele Wala Thela Lagaakar Kela Bech Rahaa Tha. Jab Office Kee...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 15, 2015

OLX Pe Bech De OLX Pe Bech De - People are taking it too seriously!!! More Visuals .. Rahul's Election Rally Bihar Mein Elections Ke Chalte Rahul Gandhi Wahan Ke Ek Dur -Daraj Ke Gaanv Mein Election...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 17, 2015

Classic and Creative Ad We can shoot yo wife & frame yo mother in law & we can hang them too... Yes we really can! More Visuals .. Auto Refill Santa Ko Beach Pe Sair Karte Hu Ek Bottle Milti...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 21, 2015

The Dog or The Poo? If your dog does a poo, please put it in a litter bin. Oops... his owner took this community noticeboard too literal. More Visuals .. The Indian Lion In the poor zoo of India, a...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 24, 2015

Fat & Ugly ? So would you join this Gym... or is this advert just offensive? More Visuals .. The Tooth Brush Salesman The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 28, 2015

Father of The Year Be innovative and think out of the box... More Visuals .. Last Name!!! The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 31, 2015

Marriage: The Friendship Murderer How getting married means you might lose some buddies. More Visuals .. My First Drink With My Son While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 4, 2015

Worries Run Amok Do you have a problem in your life? This flowchart has the best solution. More Visuals .. A Difficult Question! A little boy walks in to the kitchen one Sunday morning while his dad...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 7, 2015

Men vs Women On being told that someone has purchased a new car, women ask what color it is. Men ask what the make and model are. Men have no opinions whatsoever on curtains. Ask for directions from a...

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 8, 2015

Picture SMS 'Can I add you on Whatsapp?'" alt="The historical moment in a guy's life is when a girl asks, 'Can I add you on Whatsapp?'" border="0" /> The historical moment in a guy's life is when a...

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